What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Squid ink.
What animal makes the best lunches?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?