What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Squid ink.
What dog never pays attention in class?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
How do you make antifreeze?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?