What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Squid ink.
Why was the cow afraid?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What animal likes to party the most?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Are baby skunks cute?