What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Squid ink.
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What school subject really rocks?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What do you call hiking college students?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why did the window need an aspirin?