Where do T-Rexes shop?
At dino stores.
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
How do you arrest a pig?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?