Where do T-Rexes shop?
At dino stores.
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?