What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
A snow cone.
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
How long will dinner be?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What's E.T. short for?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What fish only swims at night?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?