What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
A snow cone.
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
How do you arrest a pig?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Which animal will never go bald?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
How do you grill cheese?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?