What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
A snow cone.
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why was the bee sad?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?