Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What do you call a small mom?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Who invented fractions?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
My leaf blower doesn't work.