Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What siblings are always sad?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?