What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Ebe-sneezer.
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do insects learn at school?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What animal floats best?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?