What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Ebe-sneezer.
What does a dog say before eating?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
How do you make a cow float?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Which dog belongs in a band?