What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Ebe-sneezer.
Why do rhinos charge?
What birds always travel in twos?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
When do astronauts eat?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?