A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
A lamborghini.
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What is the opposite of coffee?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What game do cows play at parties?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.