A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
A lamborghini.
Why was the cow afraid?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?