A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
A lamborghini.
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?