A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
A lamborghini.
What dog wears contact lenses?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What table can you never sit at?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?