Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
It makes love a bad thing.
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What's a forklift?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?