Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
It makes love a bad thing.
What do you call a flying police officer?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why are goats so funny?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
How do you care for a sick bird?