Why do kids love theater classes?
Because they love to play!
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What car can you only see twice a year?