How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
By telling them it's been cancelled!
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What fish sings the best?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?