How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
By telling them it's been cancelled!
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Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What tea do footballers drink?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?