How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
By telling them it's been cancelled!
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What is an insect's favorite game?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What is the most faithful insect?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What's the most determined bird?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?