How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
By telling them it's been cancelled!
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What's E.T. short for?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Which plant has the best roar?