Why was the bud so shy?
It just hadn't blossomed yet.
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?