Why was the bud so shy?
It just hadn't blossomed yet.
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why are cause and effect so close?