Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Students give them apples on the first day of school!
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?