Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Students give them apples on the first day of school!
How do you make a cow float?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
How do you get straight A's?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?