Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Students give them apples on the first day of school!
Where does laundry go to college?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
How do you make a bandstand?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What does a dog say before eating?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What building always gets stains on it?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?