Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Because they deal with fee-lines.
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why is the beach so confident?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What do math teachers eat?
How much does freedom weigh?