Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Because they deal with fee-lines.
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Which relative loves rice?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Where was Noah born?