Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Because they deal with fee-lines.
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why are cars magic?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why do rhinos charge?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Where do burgers like to dance?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What are baby potatoes called?