Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Because they deal with fee-lines.
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Which insect is the smartest?
What makes music in your hair?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?