What do eggs say after a long day at work?
I'm fried!
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?