What do eggs say after a long day at work?
I'm fried!
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Which animals make the best football players?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?