What do eggs say after a long day at work?
I'm fried!
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
If you need help building an ark...
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.