What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Cauliflowers!
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why do magicians score well in exams?