Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Eye-celand!
How is life like toilet paper?
It's allergy season again?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Families are like fudge.
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why do all the planets get along?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What siblings are always sad?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?