Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Eye-celand!
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What do cows say when you milk them?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why do all the planets get along?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Which singer could always break a five?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?