What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Fowl weather!
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
How do you organize a space party?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What car can't keep a secret?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?