What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Fowl weather!
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why do cats love to work?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What school subject really rocks?