What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Fowl weather!
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why was the musician arrested?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?