What did the calf play in the school band?
The cowbell!
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do nosey peppers do?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?