What did the calf play in the school band?
The cowbell!
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Which is the worst season?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
How do dog catchers get paid?
I'm not a bad putter.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do you call a smelly horse?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?