What did the calf play in the school band?
The cowbell!
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What season begins with a thud?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
