What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
A rad-ish.
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?