Why do cubes make great referees?
Because they make every call fair and square.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
How is cat food sold?
How does a taco bless the table?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
How do you make a bandstand?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?