Why do cubes make great referees?
Because they make every call fair and square.
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why are ghosts always single?
What game do bats excel at?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?