Why do cubes make great referees?
Because they make every call fair and square.
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why did the barber win the race?
What day do hands always go to church?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
How does a witch play loud music?