What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Happy Valen-swine's Day!
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do you call a short cow?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?