What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Happy Valen-swine's Day!
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
How much does freedom weigh?