What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Happy Valen-swine's Day!
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why are goats so funny?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?