Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
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Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Families are like fudge.
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
How does dinner smell?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Where do kittens go to school?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What game do cows play at parties?