Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Because it tickles their ivories.
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Where do chips wear socks?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?