Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Because it tickles their ivories.
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?