Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Because it tickles their ivories.
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What does a panda ghost say?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What fairy loves to count?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why was the bunny upset?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What bird is always sad?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?