Where do chips wear socks?
On their dori-toes.
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
How do you measure a millennial?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why is summer always sad?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What do insects learn at school?