Where do chips wear socks?
On their dori-toes.
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Where do kittens go to school?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?