Where do chips wear socks?
On their dori-toes.
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What do Scottish toads play?
The museum curator needed a break.
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do bees chew?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What nationality are most fish?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?