What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Shark bait.
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Which singer could always break a five?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why do mice need oiling?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?