What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Shark bait.
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
How does a cow do math?
How can you make 7 even?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Who is a house's favorite band?