What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Shark bait.
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Which insect is the smartest?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What do trees keep as a pet?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?