What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Shark bait.
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do you call octopus twins?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?