Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
He had too much gas.
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
How much money does a skunk have?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What games do ants play with elephants?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?