Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
He had too much gas.
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why are goats so funny?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Where do actors go to pray?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?