Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
He had too much gas.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What day do hands always go to church?
What's a forklift?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?