Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Baggage claim.
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What do fairies always drink?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Which animal is the most religious?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
How do fireflies start a race?
Where do they produce Christian films?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Which celebrity loves to read?