Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Baggage claim.
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why do cows make great bakers?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
How do frogs get to work?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?