What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
They get fili-busted.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
How does a taco bless the table?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
How do birds threaten one another?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What do sheep say when they're in love?