What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
They get fili-busted.
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Which animal will never go bald?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Which family member has tusks?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What dog never pays attention in class?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?