What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
They get fili-busted.
What sweet treat never panics?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What table can you never sit at?
How do you drive a man crazy?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?