What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
A farm-ily!
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Which plant has the best roar?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?