What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
A farm-ily!
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
How does a squid go into battle?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Which fly makes films?
Who invented fractions?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?