What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Can you ear me?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?