What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Can you ear me?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why is the beach so confident?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why did spring break up with winter?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why are basketball courts always wet?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?