What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Can you ear me?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What is the smallest lion?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What do you do when two snails fight?