What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Train up a child in the way he should go.
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why is furniture so generous?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
How do you organize a space party?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why is the beach so confident?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?