What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Train up a child in the way he should go.
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?