How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Snowcaps.
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why is furniture so generous?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do elves learn in school?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?