What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
A corn.
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why did the echo get detention?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
How do you make a cow float?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Where do books sleep?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Which hot drink loves golf?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?