What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
A corn.
How do you prevent a summer cold?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What color are all the books in the library?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Where do birds go to drink?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?