What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
A corn.
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Where do birds go to drink?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?