What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
A trail blazer.
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What's a forklift?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?