Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
They had so many knights.
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why are maps such great therapists?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why are books always so angry?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Which fly makes films?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?