Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
They had so many knights.
How long will dinner be?
What game do cows play at parties?
How do you make a cow float?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What name sounds like the past tense?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Where do polar bears vote?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?