Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Subway™.
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?