Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Subway™.
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What insect runs away from everything?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
How much money does a skunk have?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What is the most faithful insect?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why do mice need oiling?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?