Where do ships always get stuck?
Anchor-age!
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Where do books sleep?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why are books always so angry?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?