Where do ships always get stuck?
Anchor-age!
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What's the politest month?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
How is cat food sold?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?