What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
A fish tank.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?