What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
A fish tank.
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?