What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
A fish tank.
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?