Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
They can tell when there is a paw-sibility of rain!
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?