Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
They can tell when there is a paw-sibility of rain!
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What is blue and not heavy?
What's the politest month?
Where does Superman park his cars?