What's the politest month?
May.
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why was the musician arrested?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Which big cat loves to drive?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?