What's the politest month?
May.
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What does an evil hen lay?
Where does water do all its banking?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What do you call a short cow?