How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Squeaky clean.
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?