How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Squeaky clean.
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
How do you organize a space party?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Which dogs love to study science?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What is blue and not heavy?
My brother is my partner in crime.