How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Squeaky clean.
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What did the sick chicken say?
How do snowmen get information?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What bee is good for your health?