Where do snowmen go to dance?
Snowballs.
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why was the math book sad?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why was the spider so smart?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?