Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
Where do termites go camping?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?