Where does Superman park his cars?
On Lois Lane.
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What condiment has wings?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?