Where does Superman park his cars?
On Lois Lane.
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
How does a squid go into battle?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?