Where does Superman park his cars?
On Lois Lane.
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What sweet treat never panics?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What day do hands always go to church?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What should you wear to a tea party?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?