Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Because chickens can't fly.
What dogs are always lying to you?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why is furniture so generous?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?