Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Because chickens can't fly.
What do you call a vacation at home?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What game do cows play at parties?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why are fish such good architects?