Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Because chickens can't fly.
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
When does a horse talk?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?