What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
When I fall in love it will be for heifer.
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?