What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
When I fall in love it will be for heifer.
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What's the opposite of irony?
What did summer say to spring?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What season begins with a thud?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?