Which type of dog is great at drawing?
A goldendoodle.
What's a father's favorite flower?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What's a dog's favorite book?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?