Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
In kinder-garden.
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What bird is always sad?