Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
In kinder-garden.
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What game do cows play at parties?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What does winter fat turn into?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What game do bats excel at?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What's a kitty's favorite book?