Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
In kinder-garden.
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
How do you wash a lamb?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?