Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
He didn't have the right hook.
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
It's allergy season again?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Which computer won the talent show?
How do amoebas make calls?
Are baby skunks cute?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?