What is blue and not heavy?
Light blue.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What's a forklift?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?