What is blue and not heavy?
Light blue.
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why did the elk have great hair?