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Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
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How does a cow do math?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What building always gets stains on it?
What cartoon character loves insects?
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Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What's the opposite of irony?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?