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How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
How do you compliment a cat?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What game can you play while eating dinner?