Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind. It's tearable...
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
We had a discussion about roses.
What did the beaver say to the tree?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?