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What do you do for an injured lemon?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Which insect makes the best father?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why was the musician arrested?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why is grass so dangerous?